Me contributing to the world
I was inspired by Helena's blog to make contributions on my own site for the greater good of the world. So here, I start by sharing the wisdoms shed upon me by many kind souls throughout time:
Charles' tip on stopping hiccup:
1. Rub head in circular motion with one hand
2. Rub stomach in the opposite direction with the other hand
3. Chant "I am full" continuously
(The above 3 instructions should be performed simultaneously until hiccup stops)
Tips on roach problem at home:
Upon sighting of roach,
1. Scream for Charles (Sometimes might be necessary to grab his whold body and scream into the ears)
2. If Charles is not at home at that critical time, try Melody's method
Charles' tip on roach problem -
1. Corner the cockroach and electrocute it using the electrocuting racquet thingy designed for mosquitoes (Does not work on big cockroaches -- see warning)
** WARNING **
IF NOT DONE PROPERLY, BUG MIGHT FLY AND MAKE YOUR HEART BEAT AT TWICE ITS NORMAL SPEED
Melody's tip on roach problem -
1. Grab purse and keys and head towards the nearest mall
2. Shop for at least 2 hours and hope by the time you get home, the cockroach would have disappeared
Tip on program debugging:
I know it is ironic for me to be giving out programming advice, but this one has been verified by almost all in CSE, and is proving to be very popular indeed:
Swear statements
(May be put all over the place, or as needed depending on how much one is about to kill ownself)
posted by rosa @ 1:37 AM
3 Comments:
swear statements! Most common usage comes when trying to isolate a segment of code to see if that is where the bug comes from. This is donw by placing the offending code between swear statements. i.e,
if (C==some_variable){
something +=1;
/**this fucking part doesn't fucking work
some_funky(ass);
*/
else{......
as an alternative, try swear variables.
Ah. Very nicely demonstrated by the expert.
Thank you duckshoe.
And yes! How can I forget about swear variables!
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